Daftland.
We live in a country called
Daftland
The England we knew is no more
Where sensible people do ludicrous
things
Or risk breaking some Daftland law.
In Daftland we've police dogs with muzzles
Less the
villain has cause to complain
And to steal from a shop and say
'sorry'
Means you're free with no stain to your name.
You had better
leave lights on in buildings
When you lock up and go home at night
'cause
the burglars might hurt themselves entering
And there's no way you'll be in
the right.
When
speaking be wary in Daftland
As some terms that you've used all your
life
Now have connotations unintended
And you'll end up in all sorts of
strife.
We elect politicians in Daftland
To give us the laws of the
land
Yet eight laws in ten now come from abroad
The whole thing has got
out of hand.
The
borders are open in Daftland
And of migrants there's no keeping track
Just
a few of the thousands illegally here
Will ever be caught and sent
back.
The exception to this is the hero
Who fought for this land in
the war
He's old and he's sick, he might cost us a bit
So he's not welcome
here any more.
When
the history is written of Daftland
Historians may just recall
That the
craziest people in Daftland
Were the public who put
up with it all.
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