Good morning, I hope this finds you well? Today it’s back to work. My
Husband is in London for the day and I am here but not on my own……
I have my gardener here… He is planting some so called rockery plants. Though
the rockery he made for me the last visit, I kind of changed, so it is not a
rockery anymore. Well the truth is, it never was. His idea of a rockery, was a
line of stones. So he has brought the plants for it, but no rockery in sight! “Oopsy?” Oh well!
It is cold here today. Crisp. I like the autumn for that and in the
distance, I can smell coal fires and chocolate from a nearby factory, which
makes delights. Our dogs noses were twitching, as they went out for their
contributions!
After yesterday’s rather serious discussion, I thought I would feed you
with my Sons idea of cringe worthy jokes. You will find them below. Talking of
the teen, he has been made class President. He received twenty votes, out of
twenty one. What this means? Not sure other than he was a popular boy. So now I
have two Presidents in the house, my Husband also is a President with regards
work/his job. No, I’m not married to President Obama, of the United States?
I have lots of research to do with regards the Nativity play I am to
write for our church. It has to be ready
in the next few days and as yet I have not started it, but our lovely friend
from Church, sent me last year’s script so I have a rough idea what to write.
Never have I wrote a play before so please help if you can? Ideas would be
appreciated.
A new bed is due for the teen today, so no doubt some D.I.Y, will be in
order for him tonight. Last night, he travelled into town to go to a new class.
What a nightmare he had? One of his friends asked him if he would like to join
their martial arts class, where they box etc. Well my lambkins, is not the
fighting kind, though to get him out of the house, I thought would be good for him,
so I agreed to pay the expensive fee for the night. He did not know what bus to
catch, where to get off or when he got off, where to go. So a time for Mum to
have heart in mouth syndrome again. Dark nights an all!
The bus driver told him he would tell him when he got there. So the
engine of the bus turned off and Teen asked was he there? The driver replied
“Oh no, it’s about fifteen minutes up there! Teen
“But you said you went just outside where I have been told to go and you
would let me know?” Driver
“Oh, yes, sorry. My shift ends here. There is another fifteen minute
walk, if you wanted outside the place, you had to get the next bus!” Teen
But you said you went there? So on it went, well Teen walked and phoned
me as he did, as the streets were filled with the dark blanket of early autumn
nights. He was talking to me, on the
mobile, as he walked and stopped a couple of people asking them where a
shop was he was meant to meet with his friends, they told him they were tourists
and did not know. Well credit to him, he found out where he needed to be to
meet his friend and phoned his friend asking where he was? His friend replied,
“Oh, is it me that was to meet with you? I thought it was …..?” Anyway,
to cut a long story short, that friend ran all the way bless him and they got
to the place just in time and he came home very late about half ten, which is
too late for a school night to be in the middle of town and his nose was not
broken thank God, I will find out tonight what he thought of it.
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