A day in a dogs life part one

life from a dogs perspective

“We are bored. My old sister is saw as she is lying on the rug all day. We get wrong when we wonder around so we have to lie still. Well, until our keepers tell us we can play, or walk to our dish or go to the toilet, or some times, take us out for a walk.!”

My name is Longchops and I am a black beasty girl aged six.!

My name is little black beauty and I am ten and a half!” My little sister in age only, as she is twice my size, smells!”

“BB, your nasty? You smell and your fat and you are old!”

“Well at least I have not got a long face old LC?”

“BB, when is Mummy going to feed us?”

“I don’t know LC, but if I go to her, give her a paw, do my funny little dance and stand on my head, that normally does the trick?”

“No BB, you just look stupid? This is how you do it, watch me, but tell the bloggets, what I am doing?”

“Oh, groan. She is such a show off? Ok, she is going over to my Mummy and putting her forever chops on Mummy’s lap. Oh if she thinks that will work? I doubt it, but try telling her that? Oh, look at her, making a right fool of herself? Mummy has stood up and Longchops has put her face on Mummy’s leg as she walks….Oh, dear, look at Mummy’s face? Oh, hahahahahahawoof? LC can’t see Mummy’s reaction, she is too busy with her long face stuck to Mummy’s leg?”

“Ouch, my ears. Oh Mummy can shout?” Hahaha, hahaha, Longchops, you got wrong, you got wrong?”

“Ok BB, that did not work, but this will?”

“Oh, Yack Longchops? Your drooling?”

“Yes BB, but listen?”

What can you hear? I can hear the dog  dish…….”

“Ok, LC, but I  am getting fed first?”

“Don’t think so Bozo.”

“Ahahaha, Longchops, I’m first, Mummy’s calling on me? See ya!”