Just listened to a brilliant CD by “Mumford & Sons. CD
is called Babel. Hub bought it for me by mistake. Amazon when I was getting Fun’s
CD, he clicked a button which also added Mumford and he could not be bothered
to remove it and how glad am I he left it in the basket? I have never heard of
anything by this group before and it is great..? Everyone else, it depends on
taste. I have taste from folk, to rock to ballads to pop to wrap. Some
classical thrown in for diversity too! Lots of guitars feature in this group
and a fab singer, a little rough around the edges, kind of gravelly. Real foot
stamping music. Love it.
My American borrowed Dad sent me this story today and it is
great.
In a
crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing
a tight leather skirt. As the bus
stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height
of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that
this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to
discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
her to unzip her skirt a little more.
For the second time,
attempted the step, and, once again,
much to her chagrin, she
could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she
again reached behind to unzip
a little more and again was unable to
make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was
standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and
placed her gently on the
step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled,
"Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height
of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that
this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to
discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
her to unzip her skirt a little more.
For the second time,
attempted the step, and, once again,
much to her chagrin, she
could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she
again reached behind to unzip
a little more and again was unable to
make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was
standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and
placed her gently on the
step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled,
"Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
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