HEADLINES

 These are some light headlines, just to remind us that you can smile when you hear some news?
A cardboard Policemen, used as a crime prevention aid, has been stolen from a supermarket
(I BET THE THIEF WAS JUST BORED?)

Postmen failed to collect letters from a postbox at one of the country's busiest railway stations for23 years
(must have been one heck of a sized postbox?)

A strange ominous trumpet like sound has been heard all over the world again
(I LISTENED TO THE VIDEO;S OF THE SOUNDS. IT IS THE MOST UNEARTHLY SOUND YOU CAN HEAR. WOULD TERRIFY ME! SOUNDED  LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A PREHISTORIC DINOSAUR AND A HUGE IRON BAR MOVING IN THE WIND. THE SOUND HAS BEEN HEARD IN THE "THE 4 CORNERS OF THE WORLD! "SO WE ARE SQUARE AFTER ALL?)

70 year old farmer been found eaten by his hogs, in America. Only dentures remained.
(NOW HE AND HIS FAMILY KNOW WHAT THE POOR PIGS GO THROUGH WHEN THEY, GET SLAUGHTERED?

Justin Bieber throws up  on stage
(THE SICKLY SWEET SINGER, BEEN EATING TOO MANY CANDIES?)

I hope this Tuesday morning finds you all well? More later. x