It’s Christmas, so why not pull a cracker with me? In the
UK, we have paper crackers, two people pull them and they go bang, well, that
is the theory. Inside there is a gift…. Paper hat and joke, here are some of
those jokes.
What do you get when you cross a skeleton and a detective?
Sherlock bones.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas Eve!”
Why did Santa’s helper see the Doctor?
Because he had a “lo elf esteem.
What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.
What kind of motorbike does Santa drive?
A Holly Davidson.
Hehehehe. OK, they are awful, but I bet your frown was
turned upside down?
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