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Monday, 23 December 2013

IT'S A CRACKER


It’s Christmas, so why not pull a cracker with me? In the UK, we have paper crackers, two people pull them and they go bang, well, that is the theory. Inside there is a gift…. Paper hat and joke, here are some of those jokes.

What do you get when you cross a skeleton and a detective?

Sherlock bones.

 

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

“It’s Christmas Eve!”

 

Why did Santa’s helper see the Doctor?

Because he had a “lo elf esteem.

 

What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?

He got 25 days.

 

What kind of motorbike does Santa drive?

A Holly Davidson.

 

Hehehehe. OK, they are awful, but I bet your frown was turned upside down?

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