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Tuesday 9 April 2013

THATCHERS RITZ


Thatcher has been in hell for 24 hours and all ready, she has closed down three furnaces? A statement from my friends page on facebook today. Again, not wanting to hurt Carol or Mark, her grown up kids, but, I am quite cross that there are people on our streets, homeless, with no ability to have a night in a warm bed anywhere, let alone free hand outs from the Ritz hotel, but as I said to my friends, what an amazing marketing choice the hotel has made? A  promotion to who ever thought that one out? Now they can advertise!

Experience one night of pure luxury. Sleep in the room the world’s greatest lady, spent her last breaths in. Feel the opulence of the atmospheric surroundings and the closeness of the very same sheets the iron lady had wrapped around her  as she said goodbye to the United Kingdom! She sat on the very same throne as you can, like a queen of England. It may be in the en-suite, but still a thrown.

For you, £3000

Does not include breakfast.

Ha.

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