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Sunday, 21 February 2016

DIARY OF KEEP FIT?


Well I have to say, after being on the treadmill today it is totally official, I blooming without a doubt, hate in fact, Hate with a capital H, excersise. How can anyone enjoy it? To me it resembles being dipped in a cold bath of icy water and baked beans, then dumped in a huge container of sand, then in the pouring rain and blizzard like winds, having to walk through a muddy forrest full of unexpecting holes and avoiding falling trees with a ginormous wind machine blasting in your face whilst people from a far shoot heavy wet sand bags at you as the bags hit you, they stick and you have to forse yourself forward to get out of the forest.

 

My Son loves the gym. Why? And how? Is it normal to enjoy the gym? I think I must be abnormal as more people I know enjoy it than not. It truly is something I’m allergic to in fact if I don’t come out in a rash at the end of the week, I will be surprised as my body will surely come out in something nasty just to empathyse with me? I hurt everywhere. My bones are crying, in fact, they are having a nervous breakdown. I have to keep this up, as I’m told its good for me. Really?

 

Oh talking of such an age, Hub and I earlier were listening to a really funny interview on UTube. It was American and it was to talk with a lady who was selebrating her one hundred and tenth birthday. Oh it was so funny The poor lady obviously didn’t want the press there. The lady who interviewed her handed her some flowers and she didn’t take them so the interviewer said. “Here are your flowers from us happy birthday Flossy I shall put them on your lap.” To which the lady replied in a gravelled like voice. “No’o’o’o they will stain.”

Then when the interviewer told the elderly lady her family would be coming to see her for her birthday, the old woman replied.

“Oh no.

Hahahahhaha. Oh the interview was so funny the poor lady trying to get some answers out of her was like getting blood out of a stone. She was asking questions and there was silence for ages. It was hilarious.

 

I’m using my new lap top so please can my sighted Bloggets let me know if the print is OK? Not sure what font I’m using.

 

Will go for now stay fit. X

    

 

 

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