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Tuesday 5 November 2013

NEWS FINDS FROM FI


Masked protesters have clashed with police outside Buckingham Palace as part of a global protest against austerity cuts, corruption and an increase in state surveillance

“A bit like the KKK. Scary.

A taskforce has been assembled to try to locate and catch a terror suspect who escaped from his government minders by disguising himself in a burka

And this is why I am so against people wearing burka’s

 

THE family of a three-year-old who was killed in a hit-and-run paid tribute to their "very special boy" and "his cheeky little smile", as a man arrested in connection with his death was released without charge.

I don’t get this story. How can they arrest someone then let him go? I mean, they must have been pretty sure it was him?

I can’t even begin to imagine the pain the family are going through now.

 

160 sheep have been stolen.

The sheep disappeared from a field on A352 near Wareham between Saturday morning and Monday afternoon, Dorset Police said. PC Adam Taylor explained that the force was potentially up against professional sheep wranglers.

“I just pray that whoever took them are treating them  as well as can be expected in a world of flesh eaten humans, but on a lighter note, are those jeans now in fashion? Sheep Wranglers?

 

Marks & Spencer failed to lure enough customers to its stores to turn around the company's continued fall in fortunes in its clothing division, as sales fell for a ninth consecutive quarter.

“My mad aunt will be sad…

 

Scientists believe they may have found evidence to show that big cats really are roaming the British countryside, by analysing teeth marks on the bones of their 'victims'.

“But what if they are just hungry kittens? OK, with very big teeth?

 

A robot developed by Japanese scientists is so fast it can "win" the rock-paper-scissors game against a human every single time.

“This scares me as in twenty years, what else will they be able to do quicker than us?

 

All those years of piano lessons as a child may not have wasted after all. Music lessons in childhood keep the brain - and hearing - sharp well into old age, a study found.

 

Consi Taylor from London had a shock this week when she peeled open a banana from Sainsbury's - and a number of small lethal spiders climbed out.

“I’m sorry; I think that story is bananas.

 

People who live in Cambridge are least likely to end their lives in hospital, a study has revealed. According to a report published by Public Health England (PHE), less Cambridge residents die in hospital than anywhere else in the UK.

“OK, so a group of buffings get together and say

“Tell you what chaps, let’s do a study on where in England, do the least amount of people die in hospital? Only thing is chaps, where to start? Tell you what? Cambridge.

Obviously the chefs are rubbish at the hospitals in Cambridge.

Until later Bloggets. Xx

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