YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS ONE?

Okay, after the rather serious blog I posted earlier today, a refreshing light blog for your lunch time, if you are in the UK., if anywhere else in the world, just  a smile I hope for you?

You may have been reading about my Husbands missing kindle? When  he was in the  States a couple of weeks ago, he rather stupidly left his kindle in his room, I’m not surprised, as he had a heck of a couple of weeks and was getting more emails to untangle with regards to his further travel to Thailand. The maid came to his room and he had to leave in  a hurry, as he was also running late for his flight back to the U.K, for the few days he had before Thailand.

He contacted the hotel to let them know he had left his kindle. After a colleague refused to collect it for him and bring it to Thailand as she also was travelling there.

The hotel said they would send it to the UK.

Well I have had a nightmare with customs. Phoning them getting told I had to send this and that, spending ages on the phone, emailing them and copying my Hub into the mail as well as his P.A at work. Proving his form of transport and details of dates and times, his schedule and then getting told I had to prove it was his and not a  gift, then prove purchase though the kindle was a couple of years old and another phone call where I lost the plot and spoke to someone of higher authority, who yesterday said they would post it in the afternoon and we would receive it today. My Husband was rather pleased as he spends hours in airports and travelling, so his kindle is his sleep. His rest.

Well he opened his box with his kindle in as the post delivered it today. You are not going to believe this one?

It was a torn hard backed book!!!!!!

Does the maid have his kindle? Oh, well, let’s hope she has his taste in literature?

A duck goes into a furniture store and says 'got any duck food?'
The guy at the counter says, 'sorry, we don't sell duck food'.
The little duck walks out.
The next day, same duck, same guy. 'Got any duck food?'
'Sorry little duck, I told you yesterday, no duck food here. '
The duck walks out.
Next day, again, 'got any duck food?'
The guy says 'No! we don't sell duck food! and if you come in here again I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!'
The duck walks out. next day, duck walks in. 'Got any nails? '
The guy says 'what?... no'.
'...got any duck food?'