I used to read every
line of his crazy schedule, but find it too painful and imagine him every move
so now I don’t read it unless I have to, for example if I have to do some bookings for him or other
things. So now I have two days with him before he is away again for another two
weeks. Oh well, hay ho and all that?
My teen went to our shop to buy a pumpkin, to make soup for
bonfire night, not only were there non left, but they did not even have garlic,
so will make another kind for Monday. We have soup, baked potatoes and hot
dogs. I don’t have the hot dogs, as for the vegetarian ones, they are
revolting. It is almost three in the morning, I have to be up in a few hours
for church, I have just realised, that I have not had any food today/yesterday?
I don’t know how I am the size I am?
Well ok, I do, I love crisps and chocolate.
A joke from my American Dad.
Two
Catholic Parrots.
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.'
'What do they say?' the priest asked.
They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment......
'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have
two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read theBible...
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, And yourparrots are sure to stop saying.... That phrase... In no time..'
'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest'shouse..... As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying..
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them...
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
There was stunned silence...
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,
'Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!'
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.'
'What do they say?' the priest asked.
They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment......
'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have
two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read theBible...
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, And yourparrots are sure to stop saying.... That phrase... In no time..'
'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest'shouse..... As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying..
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them...
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
There was stunned silence...
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,
'Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!'
Hub has a night off so he is out with our American families
friends, he is Jewish and she is Japanese, she is an artist and him a business
man. I am sure it will be an interesting meal?
Will go now my friends, as really sleepy. Take care and have
a blessed Sunday?
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