ONCE AGAIN

Good day Bloggets. Gosh, what a weird time I’m having in my head. I so badly need to get out there and do some shopping as it’s been too long again since I left the house on my own. Waggatail has to work. It’s this dam weather. Again so windy. Something is banging against the house probably a loose wire from where? Not sure. A cable perhaps. So will I risk going out in that deafening sound? Where I can’t tell the difference between the trees swishing and the cars on the road? Oh I don’t know how you all do it. My friends will be thinking come on Fi, for Goodness sake? I’m such a chicken. I must go before the school come out. Otherwise it’s impossible. Little boddies running everywhere. Monkeys at the zoo.

 

Apparently a bird of prey was sitting on the gate to our dog run yesterday. Our teen saw it. I wonder what it was doing there. Oh, I wish it would help me to clean it? Something else I have to do today. Or, will I leave it one day for Hub to do tomorrow as he has a day off and I’m out with a friend for coffee. Hmm. Well, he will be bored when I’m not here, won’t he, so it will give him something to do? Hehehe. Most guys play golf on their day off, my Hub? Well, how many doodles can one get in one bag, so a whole load in one? Hahahahaha.

 

Gross, mega gross.

 

Well, teen got something planned I will tell you tomorrow. All I can say is God help us? And him…

Thank Goodness some good news for teen. He has been kept on at work. So he is a full time employee now, full time as in they can’t sack him without warning of weeks rather than minutes. So he has passed his test. Bad news for him, I can now tell you, he failed his driving test. One stupid mistake. A part of the road he wasn’t shown during lessons. He hesitated. I’m kind of pleased regular Bloggets may know why. I know he can drive well, but I also know he needs more practice, so he will try again next month. Oh he was so sad though and really flat. I just didn’t know what to say to him. Apart from he didn’t fail, he just didn’t pass this time. And it’s better for him to have more practice.

 

So he has five more lessons before his next test. As for his college? Not sure what’s cooking there, but something is on the boil.

 

Saturday, I’m off to my home town to visit my family and someone else I will tell you more in another blog. The someone else, oh, if he says “Hello, he will have me dancing on the ceiling.

 

Hubs healthy tea last night? Hahahaha. Oh my imagination, you are just going to love it… He’s on a diet and asked for food that is callory free, well, apart from a lettace leave, I couldn’t think. I’m rubbish at diet food. So he got a baked potato with cottage cheese. Yack for the latter? Anyway, I’m not sure he enjoyed it. Put it this way, he hasn’t put a menu in for tonight? Hahahahaha.

 

OK, how about these?

 

A taxi driver, drives away customers.

 TEENAGERS----Persons who try to be different by dressing alike.

ASTRONOMER ---- A night watchman.

ACTOR--The only ham that can't be cured.

BABY QUADRUPLETS -----Four crying out loud.

 SPECIALIST-----A doctor who has trained hi patients to be sick only during office hours.

PARATROOPER--A person who has to pull strings to keep his job.