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Thursday, 12 March 2015

DOCTOR ARE YOU KIDDING ME?


Hi I went to the Doctors today. Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac – it makes me sick. I tried to donate blood but they had too many questions about where I got it from.

 

The Doctor had the cheek to tell me she thought I had  CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be.

 

Then she told me to Take the health warning about sodium intake more seriously, as I take it in with a pinch of salt.

 

I told her about my weak bladder, she gave me the number of a help line, but you know it’s 1p per minute?

 

Smile!!!!

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