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Tuesday, 24 September 2013

NEWS AND VIEWS FROM FI


Argos and EBay, have got together.

Argos is a shop you love or hate in my opinion. It’s a catalogue shop, where by you go into the shop and there are shelves of books to look through, you write out your order then take it to the checkout and then pay. Then you are given a number an you wait to be called, to pick up your purchase. Well, now EBay have announced that what you buy on their site, can be collected at Argos.

This to me shows that Argos is in trouble.

 

Barefoot on a four-poster bed, David Cameron dozes next to his top-secret red box - showing how Tory policies send even him to sleep.

“Well, at least it wasn’t a red head?

 

A team of British scientists is convinced it has found proof of alien life, after it harvested strange particles from the edge of space.

“Why don’t they just cut to the chase and tell us the truth? They are starting off gently, saying they have found particles, just tell us,

He’s four foot in height, two inches wide, aluminous purple and he is called Bruce.

 

Two minute treatment for breast cancer gets the green light for the NHS

Fantastic. One injection will give the same medicine but rather than taking weeks or months, it will be able to be done in minutes. About time.

 

The UK has pledged to save “a life every three minutes” with a major new aid commitment to fight some of the world's most devastating preventable diseases.

“Then go to war and kill thousands. Let’s hope not?

 

A man in Colombia/US, has been forced to have his penis chopped off, after binging on Viagra.

 “Oh, that must have been a hard decision?

 

A ban on smoking in jails will increase tensions in a system already under pressure, prison officers' leaders and reform campaigners have warned.

“Yes, I can see why, we all know someone who has tried to kick the dreaded weed and how bad tempered they get? Well, I don’t know how I feel about this one, because I don’t care about prisoners, so I don’t care about their health. Let them kill themselves. Save us money?

 

It is now over 30 years since the first AIDS case was identified in the UK. In that time, over 50,000 gay men have been diagnosed with HIV.

“So, where are we going wrong in our information? Or are people just thinking it will never happen to them?

 

Channel 4 is to interview couples immediately after they have had sex on a live TV show, it has announced. The couples will be quizzed by Mariella Frostrup

“For God sake, what is the UK coming to? And who will do these interviews? Oh it’s just disgusting and by the way, the name of the interviewer, her surname, for screen users, ends in a P, not as I thought a B. Now that would have been funny?

OK, this is the news I found semi interesting, so as you may think, not much going on in the world today? I don’t know! Its good news about the cancer treatment and as for the man with his manhood removed? Well, I guess he will stop pestering the ladies now?

Later from my diary. X

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