SMILE AT LAST

 Good day Bloggets. A very quiet day. The weather is nice today. My Husband talking with our friend who cuts our grass bless him. He’s a lovely guy and has a warm heart. I hope he never moves from here,  as a blind person, it’s so nice to know there is someone there, though I think since we have moved here apart from cutting our grass, we have asked him of one favour he has helped with and that was the canary. Irish you know? When the dogs knocked the cage over. So we don’t bother him, but we know he is genuine and will help if we need it.

It’s been a funny old day really. About to make tea. Nothing exciting. Sometimes I wonder why I write my blogs as really you must read them and think what the heck is that all about? If I have nothing I can write about, then I fear I may bore you but just want to write for the sake of being a voice or writing if you are on  your own and need to know I’m here.

I looked before and think I have found a beasty hotel for our girls if we are to holiday this year. It still depends on if Hub is able to sort out how he is getting to work.

When we looked at the place our dogs can go to, it wasn’t too deer and would mean they can all stay together. I will phone up tomorrow and ask about the accommodation.

I had a look at hotels. Oh when you can’t see, it’s a nightmare to holiday

You have to pay more for so many reasons.

Anyway the long and short of it, back to the scrap board as Hub said the holidays were all too deer.

I feel so trapped.

 Hub had a dreadful head ache today so I gave him one of my Fifi head massages. He loved it and said I should do this for a living.

It is something I wouldn’t mind doing actually, but I would have to have their hair washed before I did that. Yack?

Oh God, our bird has not stopped singing all day and the loudest he can possibly sing too. So loud it’s ear splitting.

OK, off to do some housework now. Hub making our tea now so feeling guilty about sitting here doing nothing but chit chatting. Before I go, some smiles, yes?

William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. William went to the front desk to check them in while Mildred stayed with the car. As he was leaving the lobby, a young woman dressed in a very short skirt introduced herself as Candie. William brushed her off.

When William and Mildred got to their room, he told her that he'd been approached by a prostitute.

"I don't believe you," laughed Mildred.

"I'll prove it," said William. He called down to the desk and asked for Candie to come to room 1217.

"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us."

Soon, there was a knock on the door. Candie walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. "So, I see you're interested after all," she said.

William asked, "How much do you charge?"

"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."

William was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."

Candie laughed. "You must really be an old-timer if you think you can buy sex for that price."

"Well," said William, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."

After she left, Mildred came out of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it."

William said, "Let's go have a drink and forget it.”

Back downstairs at the bar, the old couple sipped their cocktails.

Candie came up behind William, pointed at Mildred, and said, "See what you get for $25?"

 

 

Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time.

Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina."

Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."

 

OK really scraping the barrel right? Ha. Sorry. Better tomorrow. I promise.