Millions are going crazy in Poland because of an advert about a Grandfather who is wanting to learn English before his holiday to London. It features the old man in a bath. Haha. Jog on… Let’s hope there are lots of bubbles?
Apparently, he is swearing a lot to his rubber
Duck.
This time of year, we have to tell some dreadful jokes. Right?
What do you call a cat who is stuck in the desert?
Sandy claws.
Who delivers presents to dogs at Christmas?
Santa Paws.
Where do unhealthy elves go to get fit?
An elf farm.
Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas eve?
Because it soot’s him.
Where do elves go for a good dance?
Christmas balls.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
How do snow men get around?
They ride an icicle.
What did Adam say the night before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve.
OK I shall stop. But come on, you did have a little crack going on, didn’t you?
Well I blame the Christmas music I have on. Firstly, I’m amazed I have been able to put my music on. We have sonus. Is that how you spell it? Whatever it is, it’s not like putting on some vinyl. Put it this way, I am not such a clever clog, this song I love but it’s the third time it’s been on hahah. Must have it on some kind of setting. It went off before, bless Hub it could have been him turning it off? I mean, it is midnight? I have to be up early tomorrow too. Early… I have my lovely GDI coming. Oh heck. I hope Wagga will work well. At least it’s not going to be slippy? Who is or what is a GDI? Guide Dog Instructor. It is their job to come out every half year sometimes we get away with having them once a year. My friend avoided hers for four years. Hehehe. How? Goodness knows. My GDI is a lovely lady one of the best but we dread them coming being tested having to remember the way we walk talk and making sure our dogs work well. In extreme cases the dogs can be removed. And rightly so. If they are massively overweight or if they just are not working or if they are working but are quite dangerous? How my Waggs passed I will never know. She is great now in comparison to when I got her. But still she has her moments. We are going to her favourite place tomorrow apart from the park and that is the Doctors. It is the longest walk I do without a bus being involved. My Waggs is a pain with busses so I never do them on my own with her. I used to with my first guide dog BB, she was great getting on and off the busses. Waggs hates getting on she doesn’t like loud noises once she is on she is perfect. Mind you, getting her off is a nightmare. She has a sniff at everyone’s bags and tries to eat anything in her sight. Once off she is OK.
If my GDI was coming for a coffee and a chat I would be fine, just the test? I will let you know how we got on, let’s hope that all will be fine.
Our LF isn’t here tonight. I miss him and our Waggatail is in a right state. She is so sad and depressed.
The thing is, she came a couple of years ago, almost three gosh, where has the time gone?
Black Beauty looked after her like BB was the Mummy. Just as she did when Hubs Long Chops came to live with us. BB was a darling Mummy to both. Then there was LC who totally loved to play with Waggs in a very rough manner. Waggs loved it.
So when poor BB died, oh it was the worst thing I have ever seen. Both Waggs and Long Chops pined for over a week. Less than a year later we had to get our poor Long Chops to sleep then Hub came home again without his dog. He took BB to the vet as well. So every time Little Fella leaves the house Waggatail cries like a baby and sometimes for up to an hour I have to take her out or just in the garden. So she waits all day for LF coming home, often sleeping across the front door. When he comes in at nights she is a totally different dog. Happy and playful.
If someone comes to the house Waggs is OK. She still cries though. Often, we find the two dogs in the same bed. Though there are two. With losing two dogs she defenatly has been affected.
The kind colleague is bringing LF home tomorrow after his CT scan. Gosh I hope not with bad news? He had to stay over at her house tonight because the specialist is miles and miles away.
Oh, Andy Williams is playing now. It’s the most wonderful time of the year. I love that song and the singer. He wasn’t praised enough for his beautiful voice.
My favourite is chestnuts roasting by the fire. I love it. Silent night is my favourite carol. Hub and I sang that in Germany when we were kids, in the choir.
Germany, wow, what a place to be at this time of the year?
Well as soon as I am back tomorrow I shall let you know more about life in general here.. In the meanwhile, I wish my Son was home? He has been out since just before two this afternoon. He and his girlfriend Shamrock went for miles and miles one and a half hours away to a huge shopping centre. He will be exhausted as he is working at six in the morning. Oh, heck, the guy singing now sounds like he left his teeth in the Christmas pudding. Who the heck is he? Burl Ives holly jolly Christmas. Hahaha. The good old IPhone, it is so clever.
As long as you don’t want to call anyone. Oh, the Beach boys now. There is something not quite right about playing that group at Christmas. Just like I would hate hot Christmas’s. My lovely Blogget was telling me that they have celebrations around the swimming pool and in Australia friends go to the beach… Nonononononono. You need windy days, blazing blizzards and to be so cold you are glad to be in front of the fire sipping on hot mulled wine or hot chocolate. Oh here is another one I love. But seriously must dash it’s not fair on Hub who has to be up in almost six hours. Love and hugs until tomorrow and thank you for your emails I shall answer them later tomorrow. X
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