DIARY OF NAUGHTY FI

 Good evening Bloggets. At last I have been able to get to my lap top. A very interesting 24 hours. Last night we went out with our friends to our localish pub. Our friends Mum kindly picked us up in her very posh car. A dark grey all singing and all dancing Jaguar.

 

The pub was packed so Hub and I thought, heck, we won’t hear a word that will be said. But thankfully a load of people left a quarter of the time there. Spoke to some of our neighbours who were also there and they knew my friend. Really a small world living here.

 

My friend always looks lovely. Those who wonder how I know this? Well my Son has told me that she is very attractive, she is tall I know that as when I take her arm and hear her voice, it’s apparent. Also she is so slim.

 

She is really bubbly I love being with her. She had a stunning top on kind of satin very floaty. She told me it was multi coloured mainly purples. I was going just to have a lemonade and that would have done me for the night. But they like their drink and I felt silly like a child ordering pop, so I decided to have a glass of white wine. Well, four glasses later, as my friend kept replenishing my glass, I kind of felt myself becoming a little jollier. I don’t drink may be one bottle of wine a year and I can’t remember the last time I had a cocktail, so I get drunk easily. I was fine, we had a great evening, the guys talked as they are both managers their brains are wired in the same way. And I can put in my pennies worth, and my friend and I have loads in common and lots where we are totally different. So a perfect partnership.

 

The pub was packed when we went in and then three quarter full but the noisiest of people left. We had a lovely evening, and then it was time to leave.

Time to stand up!

Heck!!!

 

Well let’s say that the room pulled me back, the door sucked me forward and the stone floor opened to swallow me up!

 

No don’t worry I didn’t totally embarrass myself, I stayed on my feet though felt so blooming dizzy. The back of my head was as if in a salad spinner. Haha. Now how to remain dignified? Well, forget that, I was OK then the air hit me. Oh boy. No. Why did I do this? I just smile from ear to hear. My friends Mum bless her said it looks like I have had a good night. What a sweetheart, she helped me into the car. Oh gosh. Anyway we got home, I still managed to remain upright and hold a sensible conversation. Then I got in and it was as if I could be free of behaving. So the song came out and the laughing for no reason. Good teens gf was here. So I shouted for her to come and see me. Hub said through gritted teeth, for me to behave. Hahahahahahaha. I wasn’t doing any harm. Teens Shamrock was so cute and teen hurried her off home. Smile. Hub escorted me to bed. I didn’t want to go to bed, I was hungry. He said I wasn’t going to eat I would be sick. For goodness sake, it was four small glasses of wine. I was just something other than sensible and responsible, for once.

 

Well I was put into the bedroom Hub told me to go to bed and he would be up with a drink. I told him that I had enough drink. Hehehehe. He said, no, coffee? Coffee at eleven o clock? Naha, I don’t think so. I would be awake all night.

 

As Hub brought me a coffee up, I had already text my friend and she told me she was eating four slices of toast and cheese. Heck, I needed toast and cheese. I don’t even like cheese on my toast, but hey ho! As Hub left the room, the coffee I was given, I poured down the toilet and ran back to bed like a naughty girl. Teen arrived home by this point and he went straight to bed. He was not impressed. Oh for goodness sake?

 

 Goodness knows what my texts actually said and to be honest, I know I received a few texts from my friend but only remember the first one. The others I remember reading them but as for their

contents?

 

Well during the night, Hub woke.  I hadn’t even been to sleep. It was just after four. I told him I was so thirsty. He said he would get me a drink of water, bless him. I asked for some crisps? He said no. He brought me the water, I felt so bad. My head was killing. I was adamant I wanted crisps. So what did I do? Went down stairs got myself two bags and ran up to bed, though the running seemed to take me quite a while.

 

Hub told me that I would be ill in the morning and wouldn’t be able to go to town with him.

 

I got up at half eight, and showered dressed still felt awful and off we went. Catching the nine o clock bus and in our town by half past. We found where we needed to be. Hub got his hair cut me my fringe and then I headed off with my faithful white cane and Hub headed in the other direction. He did his shopping and me mine. Oh my word. A very very veryveryvery delicious young gentleman from what country, I’m not sure came to my assistance in the shop. He was the most charming person I have ever met. Oh boy, why could I not think of anything else to buy in there? Hahahea.

 

Shame on me. Anyway, I then waited outside for Hub. It was boiling, really sunny. Then, the rain came down, oh heck, there I was in white shoes and white jeans. The rain started to hurt my eyes. Sting. Loads of people passed and the same words kept coming out of their mouths. It took me ages to click.

 

The word? (Bubbles)

Have you guessed it? Oh I was only stood outside a blooming bubble machine that was above the window behind me…. What a pleb I must have looked.

 

Well then Hub came to me and we headed home, and that was an adventure and a half. The rest of the day was spent reflecting yesterday’s memories and todays challenges.

 

Teen out now after working ten hours. Hope your weekend is going well? Laters. X