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Friday 23 October 2015

FI's FUN FRIDAY FACTORY


Good day to you Bloggets. We are here again. Friday. Funny that, it keeps coming around…..

So please allow me to try to turn your frown upside down?

A Policeman stopped an elderly lady; he looked at her paperwork and said to her.

“Madam, it says here that you should be wearing glasses to drive?” The lady replied. “I have contacts.”

The Policeman retaliated by saying.

“I don’t care who you know Madam. I’m still going to give you a ticket.”

 

A baby born on a Friday is said to be loving and giving. And some facts.

1. the word Friday originates from the Norse Goddess Freya.

2. Friday is sometimes called poets day. The abbreviation comes from “P OFF EARLY TOMORROWS SATURDAY!”

3. If you are afraid of Friday the 13th, you may have Paraskavedekatriaphobia.

4. Muslims have Friday off work.

5. In maritime circles, it said to be very bad luck to set off on your voyage on a Friday. Sometime in the 19th century the the Royal Navy attempted to finally dispel the old superstition among Sailors that beginning a voyage on a Friday was certain to bring bad luck, so to demonstrate  the falseness of this belief, they decided to commission a ship named HMS Friday.

 

Her keel was laid on a Friday, she was launched on a Friday and she set sail on her maiden voyage on Friday the 13th, under the command of a Captain James Friday. She was never seen or heard of again.

“This story isn’t true, however is an urban legend. Smile. And did you hear of this American proverb? “It is bad luck to fall from the thirteenth floor on Friday the 13th……

Hahahaha, so is it good luck the rest of the year?

And some old Fi facts from January this year that I published but you may have missed them.

Birds don’t urinate. Mexico has 68 official languages. Brazil is the fifth largest country in the world. A beautiful face attracts more partners than a beautiful body according to a servay. Kissing someone for about two minutes burns two calories.

 “Hubs working hard in the office at home today. I’m sure if I attached my lips on his he could still use his fingers to type? Two calories? Hmm. May be there a while.

 

So you may be out for a drink tonight? I’m having a cupper. But if you want a little song to sing?

One Tequila two Tequila, Three Tequila

floor. Hahhahah

 

Laters with love.

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