PEED BY FIONA CUMMINGS

PEED

BY FIONA CUMMINGS

Patsy passed her exams, so she prepared a perfect party

She made cocktails of colours purple, pink and peach, and food ever so Harty

What to wear? She posed that question

So, Patsy, and her pal Paula went on a mission

But their tastes showed division

Patsy was conservative

Whereas Paula was live and let live

As Patsy posed with a prim and proper frock

Paula dressed to shock

Five inch heels for Paula

But Patsy’s shoes were more like flip flops

Patsy was petite with doll like feet

Looked in the mirror and admitted defeat

Paula passed her pal platforms

Within seconds Patsy was ready for a storm

It’s party time and she looked so fine

No one recognised her as she blew their minds

“Prim Patsy, in platforms and sparkles?

Very large earrings and at least ten bangles!””

Check out her makeup and pretty hair

The guys lost their chins as they started to stare

Patsy had gone but where?

A new look of life she wanted to share

She’d been nose in books for far too long

The lights were now, where she belonged

Umbrellas framed fizz

As Patsy’s head was in a whiz

She had never been in trouble

But now she was seeing double

So prim and perfect Patsy

Not only passed all her exams

But wham bam slam

She passed out

And with a shout

She yelled as she came around

Lying flat on the ground

“Never again

Pass me my books, paper and pen!

© Fiona Cummings