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Good morning Bloggets. How are you all today? Almost time for me to reflect on my year, not until New Years Eve, but before then I shall think about what to say and look aback on last years blog at the same time see how it compares? I can tell you it’s been a busy year for my mind, heart and life. I have learned a lot about people, but will keep that for a few weeks time.

 

Hub said yesterday at work, he did the TV interview and LC apparently according to the camera man, said she looked straight into the camera for over a minute, as though to look through a soul. She didn’t blink or turn once, hahaha. I wonder what she was thinking?

 

My head ache has left me thank Goodness. Oh yesterday with that and eye pain, it was awful. Hub made two huge pans of homemade soup yesterday. Chicken for the boys and for me, sweet potato and vegetable. So no tea to cook tonight. I will do a salad for a starter. Teen won’t be in till later anyway, so nothing will spoil and if he stays out all night, then it’s fine in the fridge.

 

He’s working again this weekend bless him. He got a lift into college again today. Very kind friends.

 

Today isn’t half as windy or cold. It’s sunny and more like October out there. Yesterday was dreadful. Really windy and rained all day with a touch of hail.

 

Our street is all decorated. Everyone has got into the spirit. One of our neighbours has loads of lights, Christmas crackers, bells and more. Another one has grazing raindeers, another falling snow.

We have our star, bells and an angel all lit up.

 

I really miss not going to the garden centres. I used to love going there with the ex. They are the best places in the world to buy beautiful decorations.

 

So how about some really bad Christmas jokes? Well last year was bad, this year are worse, but I bet your smile just twitches a little? Ready for these? They really should come with a health warning.

They're corny and seldom improve with the telling, but Christmas lunch wouldn't be complete without the chorus of groans that corny cracker jokes always provoke.

Here are some of the classics....

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 


Claustrophobia!

 

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

 

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? 


A Holly Davidson!

 

What is the best Christmas present in the world? 


A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

 

How did Scrooge win the football game? 


The ghost of Christmas passed!

 

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? 


Santa Jaws

 

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 


The elf-abet!

 

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? 


They always drop their needles!

 

 

Why did the turkey join the band? 


Because it had the drumsticks!

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 


Frostbite!

 

What do snowmen wear on their heads? 


Ice caps!

 

How do snowmen get around? 


They ride an icicle!

 

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? 


One that's deep pan, crisp and even!

 

 

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!

What do you call a cat in the desert? 


Sandy Claws!

 

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? 


It's Christmas, Eve!

How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet? 


25. There’s "no EL"!

What carol is heard in the desert? 


O camel ye faithful!

 

What athlete is warmest in winter? 


A long jumper!

 

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? 


Tinsilitis!

What's the most popular Christmas wine?


'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'

What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? 


Nice gnawing you!

 

Tomorrow a full day. Very busy and loads to tell you about next time I get chance. Until then, take care coz I care.