Have you all written your letters to the big man yet? I have
and wanted to share it with you.
Dear Santa,
this year I would like a
fat bank account and a thin body. Please don’t confuse the two like you did
last year. If you could give Josh Groban a nudge please to hurry him along on
writing that song for me and of course singing it to me when it’s done and
Michael Buble can come and
give me a kiss that lasts longer than seven seconds. Tell him I will provide
the mistletoe. A cup of tea all civilised with Stormsey please he does warm my
heart only when he talks, not the lyrics to his songs. A Christmas cake full of
love, rainbow colours with potions of peace, fruits of fulfilment and magical
ingredients to make everyone who has a slice, smile on the outside but laugh on
the inside not only when they take a slice of cake but once eaten, every
morning they wake up they will share with me memories, we will laugh because we
are so happy and we remember something so very funny. The icing on the top will be world peace, the ribbon
full of tricks to hypnotise people into never hurting
any animals any creatures ever again and the decorations on top please a cure
for blindness for those who wish for it.
I would like my cake to be shared world wide to let those who
are lonely to know someone cares for them. And to hold that feeling in their
heart forever and a day!
Some think Santa, you enter our houses with either a magic key
or down our chimney, I know you enter our lives through our heart.
I have been a good girl all year Santa, well, most of it. Well,
Okay, some of it. If you can make my
dream come true, only you know what that is. I would swap even my Michael Kors
handbag even my elephant ornaments for that dream.
I will have your glass of milk, though last year I don’t think
you were impressed with that and I heard through the sleighbells you requested
a bottle of real ale? Not only that, but Black Sheep ale? I wil have a carrot for Rudolf too. Merry
Christmas Santa.
Fiona your forever dreamer
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