Christmas is all about showing people you care for them but
what I don’t like is the fact that it seems to only be an action of kindness
that comes once a year. Why be friendly, nice, caring, giving, kind and
charitable only at Christmas? Is it because of all the magical fairy dust that
is being used in the North Pol that is getting into our bloodstream and making
us more calm, considerate, cautious around other people and in general more
excepting towards situations we wouldn’t normally deal with?
(Elf and safety check list)
I got thinking about Christmas, about the big man in the red
coat. The occupational health of our much loved Santa Claus. With all the sweet
mince pies we put on a plate for Santa on Christmas Eve, I wonder if he could
be a diabetic?
Surely with the
sherry that is poured in a glass or whatever alcoholic drink we put out for
him, will he have liver failure? Is it possible for him to have some kind of
silicosis, or pulmonary disease with all the coal dust?
With the stress of getting all his work done in one night,
the risk of Santa having a heart attack would be high, if not for the fact that
Santa Claus is immortal
Health and safety around concerns of his sleigh is disturbing
to me. I mean he does do some rather challenging journeys as for the huge
amount he carries on his sleigh estimated weight 1,232,300 metric tonnes
and he has 75 million houses to visit and the distance on average between
houses, is 1.63 miles Santa needs to cover 122 million miles. To go over that distance
across 24 hours would mean that Santa’s sleigh would have to travel at a
whopping speed of 5,083,000 miles per hour.
Hence the magic dust that is caused by the power of the sleigh
journey. Let’s hope his brakes work.
Fiona Cummings home of lost the plot dot com
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