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Thursday, 31 May 2018

SMILE THE BLOGGET WAY BY FIONA CUMMINGS


Well I thought you all deserve a laugh today, so after reading online, here’s what I found!

I read a great thing on Facebook. A guy ordered a large Pizza in a restaurant for his family. He asked if it could be cut into eight slices rather than 12, as he didn’t think they could eat 12 slices. Bahahaha.

He got a funny look!

 

What is the funniest thing you have read of late?

Well, let’s smile some more. Here are some stories I took from readers digest.

A lady was a single Mum of four when she was asked to come to a family picknick with her church. She didn’t know what to contribute as she had very little money. Then she remembered her friend gave her some canned cherries she had canned straight from her tree. She thickened the cherries and made a delicious looking pie crust. Took it to the church event. Everyone looked in admiration as they went to cut into her pie. Her boyfriend was the first to slice into the home baking. He had a puzzled expression as she looked to him for some kind of response… like, oh darling that is delicious!

Turned out the friend gave her the canned cherry’s and not removed the stones.

Hahahahahaha. Oh, I would have died.

 

A grandfather went to see his granddaughter for the Easter holiday and decided to wear his best suit. The little girl went to him and said.

“Oh, Grandpa, you look so handsome today. Did you take a shower?””

 

A mum was carrying her three year old Son up the stairs when she said to him. “When I get old, you will have to carry me up the stairs.”” He looked to her with a worried look and answered. “Hmm. Will you get any smaller?””

 

A man was planting seeds. It was boiling hot. The guy was sweating. His neighbour shouted over to him, you should wait  until the sun goes down or at least in the morning when it’s cooler. The guy planting replied. I can’t, it says on the packet to plant in full sun!

 

A lady asked her Son to bring a broom from the back porch one evening. He replied. I can’t Mum, I’m afraid of the dark. The Mum replied, don’t worry Son, God will be with  you. The son reluctantly went to the back door opened it a little and popped his head out and shouted. “God, if you are out there, can you pass me the broom?””

 

A three year old little boy was always impressed by his Grandpa’s mighty machines. He has a snowmobile, tractor and more. One day his Mum said. Let’s go to Granma’s, to use her sewing machine. To which the boy replied. Great, can I ride it?

 

Well, I hope that’s put a smile upon your chops, it has mine.

 

 

 

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