FUNNY HAHA

Fun Friday is here. So here is a joke that was sent to me by a very good friend.

John had been having headaches for many years and his wife finally
convinced him to see a neurologist.

The doctor said, "John, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that, it will require castration. You have a
rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine,
and the pressure creates terrible headaches. The only way to
relieve the pressure is to remove your testicles."

John was shocked and depressed. He wondered whether he had anything to
live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, his headaches were gone for the first
time in 20 years, but he felt he was missing an important part
of himself.

He wanted a new beginning and new lease on life. He passed a
men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see, size 44
long."
John laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years," the tailor said.

He tried on the suit. It fitted perfectly. As John admired himself in
the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
John thought for a moment, and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed John, and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16 1/2
neck."

John was surprised, "That's right; how did you know?"
"I told you, I've been in the business 60 years."

John tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. He walked
around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new
underwear?"
John thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."

John laughed, "Ah ha - I got you on this one ! I've worn a size 34
since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
you one hell of a headache."