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Thursday, 22 May 2014

VOTE FOR FRAGRENCE AND THE BLONDE


Yesterday I went out with my friend Geordie. I love her. She is so tall beautiful and elegant. No, I hate her. Haha.

Joking, she is lovely. As for her height, we are about the same, but I am as wide as tall, she is so slim. We joke, as she is a few months younger than me. She thinks that’s great. But then calls me as I’m a natural blonde and she isn’t so we say one nil, but it’s so not, as she is so slim and has a lovely figure too.

 

Well, before we went out to drink coffee and chat, I had a plug in air freshener that was empty. I took it to her at the door as she arrived and asked her the question.

“Can you tell me please, what is that?”

She took it from me and in a slow voice answered.

“Yes. It’s

A plug

In

Air freshener!”

 

I thought she was joking, but nope. Serious. I answered

“OMG? I know that you clown, I didn’t think it was a cooker?”

I explained I needed to buy a new refill and needed to know the make of the plug.

 

Oh well, jog on

 

Anyway, time went quickly as ever and I learned of her great theatre trips she has been on and all about her builders she has in doing her house. I don’t envy her at all. And she is only about half way finished. Four weeks now they have been there. I can’t stand disruption for a week.

 

My friends in Mexico are still getting work done. It’s been about three months for them. My friend who had cancer cut from her stomach has lost so much weight. I guess because only half of her stomach is left. She I hope has no pain now though, just pain from the surgery.

 

OK, a date with white shirts and the ironing board now, then making tea. Before I go, a smile for you I hope.

Q: What do you call a duck that steals?
A: A Robber Duck.


 

Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?

A: "Cheap, cheap!"

 

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asks his what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''

''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.

''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.

''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!''

 

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