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Wednesday, 25 December 2013

GIFTS FROM MY AUNT


 So, now time to open my Aunt’s gifts to us. We have a laugh with those. She hit’s the sales on Boxing Day; this is the day after Christmas every year. For gifts for people the following Christmas. So my Son received a waterproof wallet, and a lovely hair gift set. Also £20 so he did really well. Well, not sure about the wallet, but as I told him, if it rains, his money will be safe… I don’t think he saw the funny side. It wasn’t really waterproof, just plastic.

Hub did laugh at the wallet, until he opened his, identical…

He also got some hilarious boxers and some nice chocolates. Oh, and some cider, but that was revolting. I fear it was past it’s sell by date.

Then it was my turn…

Em, well, OK, start off positive. I got a beautiful glass angel broach, with a card all about a Niece.

And some really nice miniature hand creams which do smell lovely. And then oh, Gosh, em!

Let’s just say, it all went wrong after then.

I did tell her on the phone though. Because she was again rude about what we bought her. She knows how hard it is for us to shop and yet, always says something about what we buy.

I got her a beautiful Chrystal vase, which was rather deer and a glass clock for the wall with a black Labrador dog and her two puppies. Also a purple, as if you remember that is her favourite colour? Well, a purple driving licence cover.

And some lovely soft fluffy socks and some jams which were also quite expensive.

She told me she didn’t know what the clock was. Bloggets, it’s a large wall clock, with enormous hands. She didn’t know what the driving licence cover was… Well, OK, let her off for that as it could have been a passport cover I guess, but it did have written on what it was on the box.

When I phoned her to say Happy Christmas and thank her for her lovely gifts… her “friend” answered her phone. God, she is awful.

As I always say, my aunt has always been the sunshine in life.

But she did buy me something rather, well, em, unusual this year.

I’m really not sure what she was thinking when she got me them. They were black clothes. A skirt which fit perfectly, a matching top which was about five sizes too small and well, a jacket? I think! But for a lady about seventy. Also about five sizes too small. I told my aunt they were too small, now normally I would say they were lovely/perfect, as I am a nice person and like people to feel good, but really, I couldn’t lie also she would tell, me.

I said they were too small. She replied. Now wait for this, it’s great.

“Well, when I saw them, I thought of you…

“What she thought Bloggets I’m not quite sure.

“I thought they would fit, but when I saw you a few weeks ago, I said to myself, oh, our Fiona is rather more rounded now compared to when I bought the clothes?”

Well, apart from what a blooming cheek, when did she buy the clothes? 1985?

Because that is when the tops would have fit me.

Anyway bless her; I shall treasure my angel as it was from my dearest mad Aunt, who I love very much.

We had a lovely day, a wonderful day. Full of peace and togetherness. Our boy was so grateful for his gifts and so loving. We all really enjoyed ourselves and as I said to Hub

“The best gift of all is I had everything in our house I could ever wish for. My love, Son, three dogs and our bird. Canary, he’s Irish you know.

With love.

CHRISTMAS DAY FOR THE BLOGGET FAMILY


Christmas day 2013

This was the first year I didn’t get up at silly time with my Son. Hub was first up. He has taken over the child in the Blogget house. Couldn’t wait to see what Santa had brought. I was a naughty Blogget as I opened a beautiful gift from our friends across the way last night.

Oh I received the most wonderful bottle of oil and the canes you put in to fragrance the house and a fragrant candle. Do you think she is trying to tell me our house stinks? Haha haha.

Really though, the oil she bought me is stunning, has a ginger fragrance and oh you can smell it all over the house downstairs. I love it so much. Hub and teen was spoiled by them too. Such a kind lady my friend is.

So I had to wake my boy up. Half nine I shouted

“Santa has been…

We sat on our big bed and opened our stockings first. Chocolates and more chocolates. Yummy double yummy.

I also put in Hubs, tickets to another musical extravaganza.

This time the Glenn Miller big band.

Oh Manchester again. God, will we stand the journey this time?

I bought hub his CD’s he hinted for, OK, he asked for.

Sting, Genasus and Somebody called Jake Bug I think, as well as his classical music, which I am always terrified to buy as really I know nothing about classical music.

But he hasn’t got it and it is one he wanted, so few.

Then downstairs to open our gifts. I bought Hub a Ted Baker jumper, a casual to dress shirt and a bronze pyramid. You may all know the reason I buy him pyramids?

I got him a statue too of a dancer. It is also bronze. It was really expensive, and when I received it I was as upset as really I bought it on line and couldn’t see what it looked like until I received it. Oh God, I think it is ugly, but my Son loves it as does Hub and I don’t think he was faking it.

Again, a story behind the dancer. Again, some of you may remember the story about the man who allowed us to feel the wonderful artists bronze work in a local shop?

I bought him his earphones too as his old ones like them, broke, they are really wonderful. I have some too. They are like leather.

But small and so comfortable.

I got so much, I was really overwhelmed. Some earphones USB ones, as the socket mine go into on my lap top is broken. I also got the most amazing Bluetooth speaker with totally accessible buttons on the top. Wonderful, really, it is so futuristic.

I also opened a gift I almost cried when doing so. I really thought it was an IPhone.

Thank God not, but equally a techy thing.

A new IPod. Also the best thing, you talk into it so I can use it and Hub put all of my CD’s onto it already, how brilliant is that?

Our boy bought us some lovely gifts too. Hub received tech, something he really wanted and needed, but don’t ask me what. He also received some lovely coffee and I got some beautiful candles, you know the tiny ones? They all smell of Christmassy things. Oh I love things like that; I also got a peppermint foot rub. Lovely.

Oh my dear Brother in law spoiled me rotton. He was so very kind. I got some slippers with creams/body lotions and really posh shower gels and more. Hub got some tins of very posh coffee and biscuits and more. Teen got a really nice soap bag with smellies in and more.

My dear friend from Northumberland spoiled us too. And I got some of her ornaments, they are unicorns. Very deer ones, she collects them, bless her, she says, her daughter will never want them, she knows I also collect them, though will really have to find somewhere for them, as have no space left.

She also got me lots more, slippers, really warm ones and a dog, it’s a door stop. But it’s cuddly. Well, I hope our dogs don’t think it’s a toy?

Hub was really treated well by her. She and her Husband love Hub and always get him the best gifts.

Then it came to my mad Aunt…

Oh what a story? I love her…

More later. X

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

NOT SO PERFECT PARCELS BY FIONA CUMMINGS


NOT SO PERFECT PARCELS

BY FIONA CUMMINGS

 The tree has lights

In the kitchen there are delights

Outside it snows

The gifts have their bows

Cards with well wishes

The mistletoe has seen kisses

The candles glow

It’s all show

Inside my heart I cry

Hurt for a love that will never be

Dreams of a life I will not see

Say the words

Merry Christmas

And drowned in the past

Nothing good ever lasts

Goodnight all on this Christmas Eve

And turn to look before you leave

Think about the other side

The pain that some may hide

It’s not all a sleigh ride

People have emotions

A bumpy road full of undulations

A mix of relations

No friends to trust

A happy Christmas is not a must

Things can go wrong

Words to a song

May strike a memory

Think of the lonely

Not everyone is feeling homely

I pray for you tonight

May the angels hold you tight

 

CHRISTMAS EVE


 The turkey in our oven is driving the three beasty girls crazy. They are not allowed in the kitchen, but you can guarantee, that each time we open the kitchen door to come out, you will be met by a wet nose.

And it’s not Hubs.

Our friends have just left, they brought gifts and we are now in for the night, after visiting my Father in law

I hope you all are safe, warm and content and blessings are sent your way on this Christmas eve. I shll leave you with this poem. Not mine, but one I love to read on this evening.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

“Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

Clement Clarke Moor

 

 

 

OUR CHRISTMAS DINNER


Five hours later, all the vegetables are ready for Christmas dinner tomorrow. Hub did some of the veg, pealing and chopping the potatoes for mash, roasts too and he did the turnip and sprouts. I did the carrots, parsnips and cabbage.

I chopped the onions for my stuffing and hubs meat loaf, whilst he did all the sausage meat and breadcrumbs and eggs for the loaf. I made the Yorkshire pudding mix for tomorrow and now I have left Hub dealing with the turkey. Not a place I want to be now as he removes the giblets and pulls out the neck. Reminds me why I am a vegetarian. He also is cooking what they call pigs in blankets, sausages with bacon around them and a sprig of rosemary.

We cleaned up as we worked, whilst listening to carols on the radio. The smells are amazing all we need to do now is cook the meats and prepare the mushy peas.

We cook a lot today and put it in dishes in our heated trolley, just out of the way then heat in the microwave and trolley tomorrow. Only thing I cook on the day is Yorkshires, roast potatoes in the oven as they are half boiled today, and mash potatoes.

I’m not sure if my brother in law is coming as he normally goes to his Dads, but our Dad is not at home this year

Poor Dad is unwell but will be well looked after this Christmas.

The Christmas pudding will get cooked tomorrow with the brandy sauce. Yummy. Hot mince pies, mint chocolates and coffee

Perfect.

Hub and I have such a laugh in the kitchen, his dry humour is great and we cook so well together. The atmosphere is of happy memories.

Now what’s for tea tonight? Hahaha.

There were adverts on the radio about how to help the homeless at Christmas. Hmm. What about the rest of the year?

Also, where are the charities that help those who are alone at Christmas?

Remember my friends, be a good neighbour and your Christmases will be loving always.

A very happy Christmas to you all and again thank you for my gift from you. Your views on this page. To my Blogget family who have been here from the beginning and now my new Bloggets, you all mean the world to me. My gift to you is my love sent right out at ya all and my commitment to hopefully let you know each day you read this page, that you are never alone as I hold you all with heigh regards.

To those who don’t celebrate Christmas, well, I wish you all the very best just the same. I will make a wish tonight when I light our candle for the unknown soldiers and our past loved ones who have moved on in life, that those who really are feeling low right now, will just be patient. Just wait, your turn will come.

With love.

X

Monday, 23 December 2013

CHRISTMAS KITTENS AND MITTENS BY FIONA CUMMINGS


A winter’s story

KITTENS AND MITTENS

BY FIONA CUMMINGS

The small shrubs in the gardens I passed were frosted like icing on a cake. Icicles shone like crystals from brittle, bare branches. Silver stars sparkled from the navy night.

The crescent moon, gave enough light to find my way home, though shadows from fir trees followed me, as though company for Christmas was being given.

The tall slim, silver birch trees, lined the avenues. My tired feet treaded slush and in the distance I saw a flash of lights from a neighbour’s garden. I passed by a friendly looking snowman, wearing an old Christmas gift I guessed. A red scarf, which had seen a lot of winters. A black bowler hat perched on the top of his huge head, which was almost as big as his body. A carrot for his nose I think may have slipped slightly with the harsh winds which tore through my fingertips as I carried bags of gifts for the families I was to meet.

Down the old farm track passing the tired looking tractor which comes out almost every year at this time to tow troubled vehicles which are buried under blankets of snow.

I had one more collection to do.

The farmer friend of mine found a fluffy present for my little boy, whilst he was fixing a fence on one of his fields.

A cute kitten, colour of a snowflake, with baby blue eyes.

 I knocked at the rickety door, in much need for a lick of paint. My friend opened it, he invited me in. Relieved to put down my bags of gifts, which had cut through my fingers, but I was unable to feel the pain for Jack Frost had nipped at them!

I removed my boots and my feet were frozen. I had been working all day followed by shopping, as I crawled through the crowds, coping with last minute shoppers.

The stone floors of the farm house were warm, from the AGA cast iron cooker, which was the centre piece in the kitchen where I was taken to. I was asked to sit at the table that I was told, had been in the old farm house, before my friends had moved in there. I imagined how many dinners and conversations were created at that table. My friend’s wife came in, cradling a kitten. She placed her in a brown basket, with a tartan blanket, in colours of blues and ambers.

Washed her hands in the old Belford sink, opened the oven door and brought out some freshly cooked scones. Then after she buttered a few, placed them on a green porcelain plate, handed me the plate and began to make a tall glass of hot chocolate for me.

My friend told me he had a gift for me and my family.

But first I was to warm up then he would show me.

A very kind man, I knew him when he was a young man starting off with only a small allotment and now he owns a few fields. But hard work has stolen many years from him and given him the unfortunate gift of lined skin.

Coloured as though parcel paper.

My little boy would love his new friend for sure, but we would have to take great care of it as she was born and rejected in the wild. But she looked beautiful and she was so small.

I would leave her in the warmth as I went back into the cold. My boots had been placed to dry, on the old stone hearth. I went out into the farm yard to see the most beautiful sight. It was a Christmas tree wrapped in a bow. My friend did laugh when he saw my face; I wondered how on earth I would get it home?

He told me he would drive it up the lane for me on his faithful truck. He wrapped it in a blanket of mesh and his kind wife, and him carried it to the truck as we all piled in, me with the kitten and bags of gifts.

 As we chugged chugged up the slippy slope, I told of my Christmas plans with my wife and Son. I looked to old Jack and saw frozen tears in his eyes. I knew Jack didn’t have a family other than his wife and no children ever came into their lives. He was fostered as a baby and his wife was from Romania. Both of her parents were killed, in a cruel Regime.

We got to our house and my wife was waiting at the door as she was anxious as she knew how bad the weather was and I was later than expected. My little boy ran into my arms and I told him I had something in the tractor for him, but he must run in the house first. As I took the basket and bags Jack and Ilinca carried in the tree.

My wife was so excited. It had been a very tough year for us and my new job bought gifts but no money for a tree. My wife had been very ill and was on her road to recovery, so this tree was her gift as the roots would continue growing in our garden to represent her life.

This was what Ilinca told her.

We used a tin bin and Jack brought a sack of soil to stand the tree firmly in the small bin.

Brushing down his soily trousers, his chapped hands rubbed together, he stretched his hand out to wish me well for the Season. I took his hand in mine and pointed to our cosy lounge, flamed in a orange glow from our coal fire and fragranced with oranges and cloves.

Cinnamon sticks hung from the chimney breast and Ilinca, jack, my wife, Son and his new best friend he called Jacklin, all enjoyed a Christmas as a family, as I handed and shared out gifts I had bought that   late afternoon.

CHRISTMAS CLASSIC

My Lords and Ladies, you shall hear of one who lived many generations ago, in the time of King Uther Pendragon, father of the famed King Arthur. I speak of a knight, hardy and strong, tall and fair, brave and noble. In all the world there lived no one as courteous, noble or generous as he. To land owners, who struggled in times of war, he gave gold. To poor farmers who rented lands from him, he gave food and good cheer. A spare place at his table was always laid just in case anyone might pay a visit to him.
This knight had a gentle wife, the best a man could wish for. No woman was more beautiful, or more noble in her heart than she. Dame Clarys was her name. Of goodness, she had truly. Together they brought gladness to many a soul. No man, rich or poor, felt any ill will against them.
Every year, Sir Cleges – for that was the name of this noble knight – would hold a feast at Christmas time. No King celebrated that day in greater style than he. Rich and poor came to his feast. He would turn away no man. Friars payed him with blessings, minstrels with music – those were the highest prices he would ask for his food. And when the feasting was over, the guests would not leave without gifts. He gave freely of robes, horses, silver and even gold. All this he did in honour of Him who was born in a manger on that day.
But his wealth dwindled with each passing year. He would not give up his feasting or his gifts. He let, mortgaged, even sold his lands to pay for his generosity, until at last he had almost nothing left. The Christmas feasting had to end. He lived meekly with his good wife and two children – and of luxuries, they knew no more.
One Christmas Eve, Sir Cleges was walking up and down in his garden, when he heard the sound of trumpets, pipes, drums, harps and cymbals. He could hear carols and dancing. The sound of merriment brought back memories of his past feasts and festivities. He knew well that the music came from the court of King Uther, who was at Cardiff for Christmas. But the King had not invited his loyal knight to join his table for the festivities. . He had either forgotten him, or thought that he was dead. Sir Cleges wrung his hands began to pray piteously:
“Oh Jesus, heavenly king, you made everything out of nothing. I thank you for times past, for the the merriment I used to make . I gave freely for your sake. I fed both rich and poor. Those who dined at my table did not lack for any meat or game, or good drinks. Of the cost I thought nothing. And now, here I stand, a poor man at your service, overlooked and forgotten by all mortal men, high and low.”
As he stood mourning so, his wife came to him, and enfolded him in her arms. She kissed him with glad heart and said,
“My true husband, I heard what you were saying. It does not help to have sad thoughts. So let your sorrow be gone. Every one should be happy on this day, and be glad with what they have got. So let us go inside, and be merry and eat our dinner joyfully. “
“Of course,” said Sir Cleges. And with somewhat better cheer he quickly wiped the tear from his cheek and went inside to eat his food. After they had eaten, they took great delight in playing with their two children. And at midnight they went to church and asked God to keep them clothed and fed.
On Christmas morning, Sir Cleges went into his garden. He kneeled on the snow covered ground before his favourite cherry tree, and prayed once again. When he had finished, he reached up for a branch to help him stand. As he arose, the bough broke in his hand. He noticed that it bore green leaves, and that there were ripe, round cherries clustered around it.
He said:
“Dear God. What manner of berries are these that grow at this time of year? And then he picked a cherry and tried it. It was the most delicious fruit he had tasted since he was a small boy. He cut off a little branch and took it to his wife to show her.
“My dear, here is a novelty,” he said. “I found these growing in our garden. Cherries in mid winter. I am afraid it is some ill omen, a warning to me for my sorrow and grieving. “
“Why no,” said his wife, “Rather it is a sign that goodness is coming to us. Tomorrow at first light, take the cherries to Cardiff and the King. He will have no better gift than this. “
When it was daylight, she prepared a large basket full of cherries. She told their eldest son to carry it on his back, and walk behind his father to Cardiff. And so they set off, not on a steed or pony, but Sir Cleges’ walking stick was his only support.
When they arrived at the gates of the castle, the porter saw his poor clothing and said :
“You shall turn around and leave smartly without delay, or by God and St. Mary, I shall break your head. Go and stand in the beggars’ row. That’s the place for you.”
But Sir Cleges said:
“Good Sir. I pray you, let me go in. I have a present for the King. Here look.”
And the porter went over to the basket and lifted the lid. When he saw the cherries he marvelled and said:
“If I let you pass, you must promise me a third of whatever reward the King shall grant you for this gift, be it silver or gold.”
And Sir Cleges replied : “I consent” and he went through the gate into the castle On his way to the banqueting hall he met an usher of the court who said:
“Go, vassal, get out of my sight, and if I find you again within these walls I shall beat your head and your limbs without a moment’s regret.”
At this, Sir Cleges said:
“Good Sir. Stay your anger. Be gentle and good. For I have brought a present for the King. See here, these fruits grew this Christmas season in my garden. They are the fairest cherries that ever man did see.”
And when the usher saw the cherries, he was amazed and said: “If you grant me a third part of what ever you may win for these, then you may indeed go on.”
And as Sir Cleges had no other choice, he agreed to the usher’s terms, and into the hall he went with his son and the basket.
As they entered the Hall, the Steward saw them. He went up to Sir Cleges and said:
“Who made you so bold as to come in here uninvited? Turn around smartly and get out.”
And Sir Cleges replied : “See, good sir, I have a gift for the King.” And when the Steward saw what he had brought he exclaimed:
“By Mary I never saw such fruits at this time of year. You shall go before the King, but only if you promise me a third part of whatever you shall receive.”
Sir Cleges stood and thought to himself that betwixt these three men, he would divide all that he received. For all his trouble he would win nothing. As he did not reply right away, the Steward demanded:
“Have you no tongue? Give me your answer without delay or I shall beat your rags with my stick!”
And seeing that he had no other choice, Sir Cleges said: “Very well, whatever the King shall reward, you shall have a third part.”
The steward brought Sir Cleges before the king, where he knelt and uncovered the basket:
“Great King,” he said. “These fruits grew in my garden this christmas time, and I have brought them to you as a gift. “
The King saw the cherries, fresh and new, and said: “Truly this is the work of our Lord.” And he commanded Sir Cleges to sit down and join the feast. The King sent a portion of the cherries to a radiant and fair lady in Cornwall, and he commanded the rest to be served around the hall. When all had eaten and were glad, the King commanded:
“Bring before me the poor man who gave me the cherries.” And Sir Cleges knelt again before the King. And the kind said:
“I thank you heartily for the gift you have brought me. It has honoured my feast. Whatever you will have, I will grant you. Whatever your heart desires, be it lands, or serfs or goods.”
And Sir Cleges replied.
“Great King. I ask nothing but 12 strokes of my stick that I might give freely to my enemies around this castle.”
On hearing this the King was angry and said. “I am sorry that I granted you this gift. Better that you asked for silver or gold, for you have more need of it. Nevertheless, if that is your wish, let my debt to you be paid with blows.”
And Sir Cleges went into the hall and sought the steward to give him his reward. He dealt him such a blow that he knocked him down. And then he gave him three more. On leaving the hall he found the usher and told him: “Here’s the third part of my gift that I promised you!” and he beat him four times with his stick. And then he found the porter and gave him his reward with the words. “I keep bargain. Take this, and this, and this and this!”
And while Sir Cleges was busy paying back his enemies, the King sat in his chamber and listened to a minstrel. The minstrel sang of a great knight who had served him in years past, one who was full of fortune, nobility and grace. His name was Sir Cleges. And as the king listened, memories came back to him, and he realised that he had seen the good knight that very evening.”
“Why, was that not him who knelt before me in the hall? “ exclaimed the King.
“Sire, indeed it was,” replied the minstrel.
When word reached the lords and ladies of the court of how Sir Cleges had paid back the porter, the usher and the steward, they all laughed heartily and thought that it was good sport.
The King called Sir Cleges before him, and this time he gave him lands, and forests, and a cup of gold to take to his wife. He made his son a squire and gave him fine clothes to wear.
Every year after that, Sir Cleges and his wife celebrated Christmas with good food, music, merriment and gifts, and they lived in great happiness until the Lord sent for them.

IT'S A CRACKER


It’s Christmas, so why not pull a cracker with me? In the UK, we have paper crackers, two people pull them and they go bang, well, that is the theory. Inside there is a gift…. Paper hat and joke, here are some of those jokes.

What do you get when you cross a skeleton and a detective?

Sherlock bones.

 

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

“It’s Christmas Eve!”

 

Why did Santa’s helper see the Doctor?

Because he had a “lo elf esteem.

 

What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?

He got 25 days.

 

What kind of motorbike does Santa drive?

A Holly Davidson.

 

Hehehehe. OK, they are awful, but I bet your frown was turned upside down?

X

DIARY TODAY


Oh what a 24 hours. Long story, but one day I shall tell you.

Let’s say personal issues going on.

My Son is working hard poor thing, but my love and I are off together so that is great.

After I got home at lunch time, I received a phone call from my friend from Northumberland. You won’t believe this story?

A couple of days ago, her and her daughter went grocery shopping; it was packed so they decided to go very early today. They were at M&S at ten past seven this morning. There was a queue to get in though the shop had been open since seven. Staff there, said the queues had started at six this morning.

There were no baskets/trolley’s to be had. This is after it took forty minutes to get a parking space in their car park.

They only could get those tiny baskets so they queued at that particular till, as for the trolley tills, staff were saying there would be one and a half hours to queue!

The shops will be closed for one day only and that is Christmas day. This is ridiculous how people panic.

We use on line shopping, and the slots for delivery’s open at midnight three weeks before Christmas and if you are not quick, you miss your slot. I just wonder nowadays, is there anything which can’t be bought on line?

Our shopping all came last night, everything but butter. Then, we had to dash out.

It was a lovely day though with our twin brothers and Dad, who sadly is unwell right now.

The weather is appalling so this may be one of the reasons why people are now shopping so they can be home safe.

It’s wild with wind and raining hard.

Right have to leave again soon. Just wanted to say hi and let you know how crazy life is when it comes to Christmas shopping.

 

Sunday, 22 December 2013

THE STREET

 
Good evening Bloggets. Today we had our Brother in Law, Father in law for lunch, then tonight again our Bro in law number two. Not to eat, haha, but to visit. In between saw friends from church.

Tomorrow our friend from far away Japan is coming. I have never met her before, only spoken by phone and written to each other in a group we are both in.

I am sitting here really cold; Jack Frost is on his way for sure.

Last night we had a great night out with the street. It was really brilliant. They are all as mad as me.

We went to our local restaurant; there were about 16 of us! Gosh it was loud? The whole place was full of people celebrating Christmas. I have a horrid feeling and hope I am wrong, but I fear it is being watched to buy.

I hope I’m wrong, as I will totally miss Louis.

OK, shopping due now, let’s hope nothing is missing from the delivery?  especially the turkey or the boys will be joining me in being a vegetarian. Haha.

Bring it on.

Oh Gosh I had to endure my in laws talking about hunting today. Oh it’s dreadful; they know how I feel too. Some of the stories I heard today, I felt sick. I told them so as well. I think it’s like a religion. It should not be pushed down the throats of someone about atheism, if they believe in God.

OK, in the house for the night now. Tomorrow I shall write lots more I promis, so sorry about the short blog, just been so busy. Missing you all. X

 

Saturday, 21 December 2013

STOLEN ANGEL BY FIONA CUMMINGS


STOLEN ANGEL

BY FIONA CUMMINGS

 

I wish you were still mine

To hold you one more time

To breathe your perfumed skin

To love you deep within

To give you a wedding ring

To tell you how I wish to share

Our lives together

I will be always there

By your side forever

To stroke your hair

To see the love in your eyes

Each morning I would wake with you

Would be like the best surprise

A birthday every day

But you had to go away

They came for you

Carried you off in the sky so blue

Without a warning

No time to say goodbye

Leaving me to cry

And to try to heal a broken heart

Why did they make us part

Why didn’t they take me too?

They must have known I belonged with you

I know they wanted a brand new angel

But to take you

As though in a shop like a bangle

Stolen from the shelf

Leaving me by myself

At this time of year

When others are full of cheer

I ache for you

My love my dear

What if I never find you

This I fear

Hands together I pray

For this to be a nightmare

I will wake up one day

And you will be sitting there on your chair

Flashing me your smile

Handing back my sanity for a while

Even if it’s just enough time

To say goodbye

To kiss your lips and feel your love

To hear your heart beat in time with mine

Even if you have to go back above

To give me one chance to finish our chapter

Our book of love

Life and laughter

Now I close the page

Full of rage

As there is no ending

Sick of pretending

All is right

Tired of having to fight

Wherever you are darling

Goodnight

QUESTION BLOGGETS A CHANGE


I have decided I would love to live in Sweden. I wanted too many years ago, but circumstances prevailed. I guess they still will, but a girl can dream?

Do you ever have days when you want to hide from the world?

Hub I hope is really enjoying himself at the match but should be home in minutes. He took his radio so he could know a little what was going on.

My friend came this afternoon and tonight, she said we all walk together in a large street group.

Coming back should be fun? After A few Vinos’!

Hope your Saturday night will be a happy one? I shall leave you with this question.

This time next year, one thing you will sit down and say

“Wow that was a huge change in my life for the better!”

What would you like it to be?

X

CHRISTMAS CRASH


Hub is off to the football match with our friends. I am in between writing more Christmas cards and wrapping gifts, and housework. I can tell you now; I have had enough of the stress of Christmas. Really, it’s been a nightmare this year to get everyone’s gifts and write cards out. I have not sent any cards through the post. I feel bad as some lovely friends has sent ours, but last year, we had the help of someone I don’t talk about and this year not. I write cards, is the pen working? Have I written their card already? How do I get it to neighbours? Not sure who sent us a card as we have had some read to us but not all. I really don’t know what I would have done if not for our friends Olga and Di.

I think next year, I shall change my religion. Haha haha.

I have had a lot of contact with people who really are so lonely and dark at this time of year too and my heart goes out to them. Not everyone has a family to be with. Some do and still are alone.

Just remember, it’s one day and it will all be over with in a flash. All the hype is for us to buy buy buy.

It works every year. It was reported that it will take the average family until July, to get out of the debt of this Christmas.

For one day?

I think with us, it’s all spread out. My aunt came the other day, friends a couple of weeks ago some family are coming tomorrow and then there were gifts to give to people to take away for others.

So for us it’s not one day it’s a month of is that the right gift? Did I put a label on if so has it got writing on? Let alone getting out buying anything.

Well, thank God in the New Year, I have a new plan for me and shopping and this one will make me happy, unlike the arrangement I had in the past.

Grumble over humbug and all that.

Out tonight for a meal with the street. That will be nice.

Tomorrow Father in law and Brother in law coming for lunch.

Monday a friend I have never met before is coming from abroad. From a faraway land.

Tuesday all day cooking for Christmas and Wednesday the big day.

Or is it a big day? It’s a Wednesday.

The two of us will exchange gifts, hopefully watch good Television and not a day of repeats? And thank our maker for what we have.

Which reminds me, we are off to our church tomorrow for a candle light carol service. That was lovely last year and I am sure will be again.

Afterwards Hub and I are off to flexi’s house for cheese and wine. Looking forward to seeing her as she is the sweetest friend and that family were our first friends when we moved and I will never forget that.

So a time to reflect and for me to unwind the sadness I have had to endure today. I really don’t mind helping friends through this, but when it’s three friends in one morning, it gets a bit much as I want so much to help them and its hard just being an ear, heart, and word giver.

If I could do more I would.

I am off to write a letter now and then on with the housework. I shall tell you about our weekend later on and try to publish something different too. Lots of love. X

 

Friday, 20 December 2013

SHOCKING BLOG DIE SLOWLY


The death penalty is as old as the concept of justice itself and surely older than such punishments as jail sentences or financial reparations. One can argue the relative pros and cons of putting people to death for years and it will remain the kind of hot button issue that likely has no right or wrong answer. Despite your viewpoint, the death penalty is a subject of keen interest, a confluence of human evil, finance, and visceral history.

So what is your opinion on the death penalty? My friend and I are discussing it right now. I remember when I was at college, it was a huge debate and I think it was 21 out of 26, who disagreed with it, but it was my job to turn the others who opposed it around and get them on my side. I tell you, it was really hard, but they turned. The end result was 4 against it and in favour of the penalty 21

Why oppose the death penalty?

While the trend for the death penalty is actually declining around the world, Japa and other notable countries such as India and Pakistan resumed executing criminals after a long stint of being execution free. At least seven death row inmates were killed in Japan last year, ending a 20 month period without executions. “So does this mean, whoever is in charge of the country, decide who is to live and who to die? Who is allowed to play God? One party says no, the next yes? I think it would be good to have a large council worldwide and they all have to agree on rules for each country which has the death penalty. In fact, In December 2012, 111 countries or more than half the world's countries voted in favor of a United Nations resolution that would declare a global moratorium on executions.

Some argue that the wrongful execution of an innocent person is an injustice that can never be rectified. So then, we must be at least, 99% sure using DNA and so much more advanced technology which is available now days.

Some morbid facts on the death penalty

Hanging might seem like a relatively simple proposition, but it has complications. Suspending or a very short drop, as typically seen in suicides, can result in a long, agonizing death from strangulation. Too long a drop causes decapitation. The procedure is best performed by measuring the person’s weight against the length of the drop to result in a broken neck, paralysis, and a quick death. “I ask, why a quick death? Do the victoms suffering end quickly?

This equation, however, is thrown off by morbidly obese people who are too heavy to hang without risk of a gruesome beheading. Such was the case ofMitchell Rupe, a bank robber who shot two tellers dead in Washington State. Rupe was sentenced to death, but at the time, the only form of capital punishment performed in Washington was hanging. Rupe, who weighed over 180 kilograms (400 lbs), argued that he was too fat to be executed in such a fashion and that doing so would constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

Rupe was subjected to numerous court proceedings and was twice sentenced to die. In 1994, a federal judge ruled that he was too heavy for hanging. A third trial resulted in a deadlock, and he was eventually relegated to life behind bars. Mitchell Rupe died of liver disease in 2006.

The guillotine was designed to be both humane and efficient, but there’s something truly visceral and chilling about the concept of decapitation. Certainly the worst of it is the notion that death doesn’t come quickly, and that the head remains alive for some interminable period afterward. History is full of anecdotal tales of heads which responded to their names when called. When an assassin e claimed to have seen a look described as “unequivocal indignation” cross her face at the transgression.

I personally don’t care how painful it is to execute someone who has taken a six month baby and removed her diaper then had violent sex with her tiny frame. I don’t care how sad or worried/stressed the prisoner is waiting for the death penalty, who has just broken into an old ladies house, took her vase which was her loving Mothers hit the elderly lady over the head, smashing her glasses as now she can’t see what is about to happen to her before the evil person robs her.

Some would argue saying that the death penalty was an easy option? Make them suffer as when in jail they will be forever looking over their shoulder?

I say get rid of them. They are a burden to society, a mark on the land and thieving air in which we need to breathe. They are a total waste of money. And who will spend money on the victims? Who takes time out to talk or discuss their futures?

So what did I do to persuade the class to agree with me?

Simple. Stood up and said it how it is. I actually remember my best acting to date. I re-enacted different circumstances/situations and was that victim I also told of stories of family members and how they suffer. How a Mother feels knowing that her Husband/brother, has raped her baby. How let down and absolutely devastated she feels. Filthy and in agony to the core of her heart. How a loving daughter aches with the knowledge that her Father has been tied up and beaten then left to die, drowning in his blood.

I really said things that shocked my tutor. Gasps could be heard from the blindfold which stopped me from seeing my audience, who I was to persuade what in my opinion, is the right dessision. I heard my piers change before my blindness which was given to me for no crime I committed, other than care for society, so let’s stop caring about the evil and start loving the kind?

ME AND MY GDI


OK, my GDI came, but not an ordinary GDI, one of the managers and she is so efficient an yet very fare and old school. I really respected her as does Waggatail. Oh my baby did so very well. Oh I was so proud. I just wish she would do this when it was the two of us. Of course it helped that I had a safety blanket. The lady behind me was comfort as I knew I would not get lost. I really enjoyed it. I really did. I felt sick before we left and my tongue got tangled words made no sense. I said things that I normally wouldn’t’ say, that is how bad it was, but as soon as Waggers harness went on, she knew, she was being assessed and knew if she was to stay with her Mummy, she would have to perform. Really if they could see her on her normal days, she would for sure be removed as she is not at all safe, but today, she proved she could do it, and I really don’t understand why she won’t be like that all the time?

She even avoided wheely bins. Oh she was amazing. Found the bus stop immediately and got off the bus and we did three shops. Even had a trial to the cinema. That is a bit difficult, long story why, but we are looking into how we Can do it. I really felt as happy as the lady wanted to help. I was not an inconvenience to her and she had time. It was great. I feel alive really I do. Thank you whoever sent that lady to her place of work? Now its Hubs turn with LC, they have the busy town to do. Walking through there will be really hard today. I would laugh though only for a while, if our perfect LC makes a mistake when Waggers done so well, but I am sure she won’t as she is a wonder dog.

Bumped into a friend who we are going out with on Saturday and again, she could have walked by but didn’t, stopped and had a chat. The people here are really helpful and friendly, its days like this when I know we moved for a reason, though I will forever miss my homeland.

Today is a tough one for me as it would have been my darling Mums birthday. My BF and I hold hands today as we both are in similar boats. But together, we will row that boat and stop our crew from sinking.

With love.

 

SANKTA LUCIA


Last night I went to my meeting and whilst I was there, Hub went to the Cathedral. I must say, it sounded wonderful. Of course, LC, didn’t care about the massif queue, she just went right to the front. The doors opened and from then on, it was a world of wonder. No artificial lights, only candles. All the quires were in long white robes and four quires sung from different parts of the enormous Cathedral, in Swedish.  Swedish stories were told and Hub said the Carrols were wonderful. Here are some facts about the service he attended.

The Legend of Sankta Lucia

December 13th is the day that Swedes and others all over the world honor the legend of Saint Lucia. For many, many years Lucia has brought faith, hope, and a reason to believe in good things to come. Her legend stems from Syracuse on the island of Sicily. It is thought that during a time when the rulers of the land did not look favorably upon Christianity, a woman named Lucia had devoted her life to God and the poor. She gave her entire dowry to the poor, and the man she was to marry was very upset by this. Lucia was put on trial, refused to renounce her Christian beliefs and  was declared a witch. She was to be burned at the stake but when the guards tried to light the fire it would not light. Ultimately, she was stabbed. There are many theories on how the legend of Lucia came to Sweden. It could have been brought by priests, German traders or even by the Vikings in their adventures to southern Europe. No one knows just how it evolved into the uniquely Swedish tradition it is today, and there are many versions of a Swedish Sankta Lucia story. One popular version is a story of a terrible famine many years ago. On December 13th a well-lit ship on Lake Vannern approached the shore carrying a woman at the helm dressed in white with a glow around her head. Having heard the Italian version the starving people thought it could be Saint Lucia coming to save them from this terrible famine. Many Swedes believe that the Swedish version of the legend has to do only with the fact that Lucia comes from the root word “Lux” which means light.

The tradition of celebrating St. Lucia in Sweden really did not start to evolve until the late 1800’s. Many families today celebrate it in their homes. The eldest daughter dresses in a long white gown with a red ribbon tied at the waist. She dons a crown of fresh greens and lit candles on her head.
Lucia can be attended by younger siblings, girls (attendants) in white robes with tinsel around their waists and heads, and boys (starboys) in white robes, cone hats, and carrying  stars. Very early in the morning hours the children serve coffee and Lussekatter (Lucia buns) to all the people in the house while singing traditional Swedish Lucia songs.
Swedes also celebrate St. Lucia Day in local churches, businesses, and schools. Many towns and cities have a Lucia contest for all of the girls who have reached a certain age. Being chosen  the town’s Lucia is quite an honor for any young lady.

Recipe for Lucia Buns (Lussekatter)
(Makes 4 dozen rolls)

1 pkg active dry yeast                                           2 eggs
1/4 c water, warm                                                  1/4 tsp salt
3/4 c milk                                                                1/4 tsp powdered saffron
1/2 c butter or margarine                                    4 c flour
1/2 c sugar
For brushing: 1 egg    and 2 T water

Dissolve yeast in warm water and set aside. Warm milk, add butter to melt. Place all above ingredients in a mixing bowl using 2 cups of the flour. Mix for 3 minutes using mixer. Add rest of flour and beat with wooden spoon. Work dough on board adding a little flour for easy handling. When smooth and shiny put in a bowl and let rise to double in bulk. Turn out on floured board and shape into Lussekatter. Let rise in cookie sheet and brush with egg and water mixture before baking. Put a raisin in each curl and bake at 450’ for 10 minutes.


 

WAITING AND WAITING, OH, AND WAITING


Well, dog bags ready, small treats, harness leash and nerves. Waiting for guide dog lady. I’m not the only one getting seen to today though, Hub is too. Scared dot com. Later with more and a progress report

 or not!

Thursday, 19 December 2013

THE ROCKING HORSE BY FIONA CUMMINGS


THE ROCKING HORSE

BY FIONA CUMMINGS

I remember when he was new

Wrapped in a bow of blue

All shiny and groomed

Waiting in the room

On Christmas morning

So early everyone was yawning

My little boy’s gift from his Nana

No need for batteries or a spanner

His wooden nose

Wood coloured rose

Chesnutt hair

A loyal stare

I lifted him to take a ride

At first he cried

But then they made friends

He rocked too and fro

Through lands of snow

Where will he go

A child’s imagination

Absolute devotion

Now I’m full of emotion

As he still stands there

Without a care

All on his own

No one is there

To comb his tail

He moves slowly now

Like a snail

But still in my heart

He and I will never part

As the connection is there

Between my child and my Mum

Memories of so much fun

Riding too far away places

Surrounded by happy faces

He’s now fifteen

And life he has seen

The next generation

He shall gallop again

You can have your electronics

A modern war game

A remote aeroplane

 But something that will not change

Or go out of fashion

Is the rocking horse so dashing

And fond memories are smashing

So in memory of my Mum

And my now teenage Son

I shall dust old rocker down

And keep him a shine

Until the right time

When he is needed again

I don’t care when

How long it will take

I just know I love him

 Hair of chocolate flake

 He’s loved that’s no mistake